February 2012
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I really should have done some of my homework. I’m kind of screwed for tomorrow.
But, I’m about to have a photoset I really like! So that balances it all out, basically.
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I HATE YOU PARENTHOOD I HATE YOU
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justadumbhumanlikeu replied to your chat: Me: Why haven’t you sent me a picture of your…
so now there are three…
Yes, three. They’re all super lovely, but two of them are secrets. They’re so gorgeous though, ugh. Makes me want one.
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Me: Why haven't you sent me a picture of your tattoo yet?
The sister: ...are you talking about my tattoo in public?
Me: I'm alone.
The sister: ...are you crazy?
Me: Just send me a picture!
The sister: I can have you killed!
Me: Fine, don't send a picture.
The sister: Okay, okay, I'll send you one. Now, do you mean the tattoo I got over New Year's, or the one I got last Monday?
Me: You have a problem.
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It’s only 9.
Life must go by so slowly for those who have nothing to do.
All the thinking that must be done in that free time…yikes.
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If Andrew Scott would read me Jane Austen every night for the rest of my life, that’d be alright.
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No real homework to do?
Proceed to blast hip hop music, drink a ridiculous amount of Grapefruit Izze, and make gifs (maybe).
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I feel like we’d be great. Too bad I’m too afraid of myself to do anything.
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What if I just didn’t edit my paper and sent in the exact same draft a second time I doubt he would notice “Oh yeah, good job Chloe, you just need to dig a little deeper and add some textual support” What are you even saying to me right now
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10 o’clock. Haven’t started the revision of my paper. Shoot me in the face.
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Maybe I’ll put everything on the line for you. Why? Because I think we’d be good together. No, I don’t think you’d ‘complete’ me, or make me feel less anxious than I already do, or give me a sense of security or anything like that. I’d like it if you did those things for me, but they’re not necessary for me to be happy. I just want the chance to love...
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Shawn: I've never lost anyone close to me before in my entire life. Um...Jesus, how stupid sad is this! People die! This is awful! And unfair! And oh my God, Gus is gonna die!
Gus: I'm not gonna die, Shawn.
Shawn: You are! Soon! Definitely before me, if statistics prove correct. Which is so wrong, because I'm practically asking for it.
Gus: People are gonna miss me so much.
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More actors/directors! Please? →
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The real issue is that people don’t want to look at how ugly and awful it can be...
– Johanna di Silentio, Tumblr Is Wrong For Censoring Eating Disorder Blogs (via The Thought Catalog)
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sadcomedian replied to your photo: I ate about 4 servings of a quesadilla casserole…
HOLY GOD YOUR SHIRT. I WANT IT. SURRENDER IT TO ME.
:3 I wish I could send you one, you’d love it It’s like thin and nice and comfortable and has the gorgeous collar and ahh I love it
thefatboychronicles asked: Tim Burton
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Leave an actor/director in my ask and I'll list...
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oh yeah and Dean Pelton won an oscar I am very content
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The Muppets won! Rango won!
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Yeah, I’m just gonna get up really early to do the rest of my work I can’t even keep my eyes open This is not good I’m supposed to be like an owl what is happening to me
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The sister: (driving) Why is this old man on a freaking scooter it's not even a motorcycle
Me: Don't judge him! He's just trying to get from A to B.
The sister: Well I don't have time to deal with stupid annoying tourists right now.
Me: What if he lives there? What if he's just trying to get home to his family?
The sister: My shit is more important than him trying to get back to his family.
Me: Oh, is it?
The sister: Crap. Am I still not allowed to curse around you? Isn't that part of my older sister rules?
Me: I don't care, don't worry. But, I do care about that scooter guy! Let him ride in peace!
The sister: I am about to curse a lot, so be prepared.
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every conversation about depression with everyone...
me: I'm depressed.
friend: why?
me: I don't know.
friend: shut up your life is amazing you have so many things to be grateful for why are you such a whiny little bitch
me: sorry.
NEWS FLASH: You don't tell someone who might have a broken bone or have diabetes that they're fine and should shut up. Why would you do that to someone who could be dealing with mental illness?
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i’m officially so tired that everyone is pissing me off this chick just complimented my hair and now i’m thinking of ways she is trying to undermine me and how gross her clothes are sometimes someone should put me in a cage
why not thank the person for making the gif by reblogging it you reposting it does nothing the andrew scott tag is full of endless crap
why am i online
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“well chloe maybe if you got off tumblr you could watch some of the oscars”
i hate you, conscious
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Yes, I see the notifications. No, I’m not going to go through them. I have too much crap to do. I know your issue may seem really dire and important right now, but I know for a fact it’s not. Me getting my homework done, however, is important, because I have to get good grades and all that crap. So please, please, please get out of my face and let me do my work.
I love you. But you...
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Me: You live such an awesome life.
The sister: ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!?!?! Did you not hear that I was crying 2 hours ago? Do you listen to anything I say? ARE YOU THERE?
Me: Sorry.
The sister: SORRY?
Me: What the heck do you want me to say?
The sister: I don't know, I just feel like being mad at you. I'm stressed OKAY
I’ve done two things on my list of things to do.
I’ve got 6 things to do in total.
I just wanna watch the Oscars and eat cookies.
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I’m going to the midnight premiere of The Hobbit in December, I’ve decided. That’ll be two movies I’ll be seeing at midnight this year! Woohoo!
I’m procrastinating, can you tell?
Just bought two boxes of Girl Scout cookies. Who needs real food when you have Samoas and Thin Mints?